Why? Because he's a big fat 500 pound gorilla who wants to.
You gotta problem with that, pinky?
I'M STILL CONFUSED...
WHY WOULD I BUY SOMEONE ELSE'S CRAPPY OLD PHOTOS?
Now hold on! They might be considered crap
to a dull-eyed, mouth-breathing Philistine -
but to those of US who are a tad more enlightened,
collecting Vernacular Photography is
an entertaining and rewarding hobby!
Vernacular Photography, baby!
It's the latest craze! Here, take a hit.
Okay, actually it's the term that the Art Illuminati
have assigned to this sort of snapshot photography.
(I know. No one cleared it with Gargantua either)
Gargantuan definition of VERNACULAR:
A substandard dialect native to a specific region
rather than the cultured or literary language.
In other words, these are not the works of
Artists or skilled Photographers...
|These are the byproduct of the unwashed
Or any jamoke with a camera that may have been
lucky enough to capture something far greater than
his primal perceptions could perceive.
Hey! VERNACULAR PHOTOGRAPHY!
Now you have a new term you can dazzle your friends with
at the next cocktail party (or tequila bender).
I'M EXPERIENCING GARGANTUAN BOREDOM,
TAKE ME BACK TO THE PHOTOS FOR SALE