Why? Because he's a big fat 500 pound gorilla who wants to.
You gotta problem with that, pinky?

I'M STILL CONFUSED...
WHY WOULD I BUY SOMEONE ELSE'S CRAPPY OLD PHOTOS?

Now hold on! They might be considered crap
to a dull-eyed, mouth-breathing Philistine -
but to those of US who are a tad more enlightened,
collecting Vernacular Photography is
an entertaining and rewarding hobby!

VERNACU-WHAT?

Vernacular Photography, baby!
It's the latest craze! Here, take a hit.
Okay, actually it's the term that the Art Illuminati
have assigned to this sort of snapshot photography.
(I know. No one cleared it with Gargantua either)

Gargantuan definition of VERNACULAR:

A substandard dialect native to a specific region
rather than the cultured or literary language.

In other words, these are not the works of Artists or skilled Photographers...	These are the byproduct of the unwashed masses.

Or any jamoke with a camera that may have been
lucky enough to capture something far greater than
his primal perceptions could perceive.

Hey! VERNACULAR PHOTOGRAPHY!

Now you have a new term you can dazzle your friends with
at the next cocktail party (or tequila bender).

I'M EXPERIENCING GARGANTUAN BOREDOM, TAKE ME BACK TO THE PHOTOS FOR SALE