Didn't you read the sign, human?
This is !
A place of AMUSEMENT...
like no other website on the whole wide Internet, where you can thrill
and enthrall at original one-of-a-kind vintage photos and snapshots from
A place of INTRIGUE...
where a simple snapshot becomes a cosmic locksmith,
revealing the mysteries and marvels of yesteryear.
A place of HONOR...
where a photo, becomes a tiny but wondrous porthole into the glorious
of the greatest country in the world - THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
A place of WONDERMENT...
where a discarded photo, a clumsy calamity,
the blurry bastard brother of the "keeper" can experience an
unlikely renaissance from pulp to piety.
A place of ENDEARMENT...
where an old photo becomes a veritable time-traveling voyeur,
allowing you to peer, undetected, at a tender moment between eternal lovers.
A place of TRANSCENDENCE...
where the product of a camera-wielding-everyman (or everywoman) can
clear the hurdles of tumult, time and trash to emerge victorious and be
elevated to the hallowed halls of art!
(zzzzz... WAKE UP!)