1. All photos to be VINTAGE & AUTHENTIC (not reprints) 2. Photos are NOT MISREPRESENTED in anyway 3. He is not here to screw you out of your hard earned money 1. He will not refund money if you are suffering from buyer's remorse 2. He will not refund money if you are disappointed with SIZE of the photo 3. He will not refund money if you were high when you ordered your photo

Every transaction is important to and he pledges that he will handle each one professionally, carefully & respectfully. By the way, similar qualities from buyers would be infinitely appreciated.

may sound like a scowling simian sourpuss, but he swears that he has a very high regard for his customers and all collectors of vintage photography.

Life is hard. Your hobby should be fun! So while you're here at set your simple sapien sorrows aside and enjoy some delicious images from the past.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING! JUST HAVE SOME FUN!

GARGANTUA RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE.

(especially if they're an ass)